Today is Easter. Apparently this is the one holiday to celebrate if you are the least bit religious. So not surprisingly, we enjoy the day off, eat disgusting amounts of trans and mono saturated fats it would make most people of any 3rd world country die on the spot, but thankfully we don't even set foot near a church. This is the way all religious holidays should be spent. More people would probably call themselves people of faith if they were that much fun. Not having to listen to some bloated old fart talk about some guy who died two thousand years ago! In two thousand years, have we not found another person who's at least as cool as Jesus was, maybe even a tad bit cooler? I now think that we should be nominating a new leader of the Catholic and Christian religions. True, there would be many paintings that we would have to paste a new head on to, but who wouldn't rather see someone a little different in these changing times to worship? I will field all nominations on this topic, and we'll see who is the most popular person to take over the job. Let the voting begin!